FAQ
September?!
Does
her family know?
How
is Brett planning to dress for the wedding?
How
can we find them during their honeymoon?
So....
France is...?
What's
the deal with the red hat?
Does
this mean he will have to bathe regularly?
So
what does she get out of this deal?
What
exactly IS a rocky mountain oyster?
What
did he have to promise?
Does
she know about the petrified cat/clam chowder/barf balloon/other?
I
take it he's given up his plans to be a priest, then?
What's
this I hear about holding the wedding out in the corral?
Will
the wedding involve tractors?
Are
there any plans for branding during the ceremony?
Q:
September?!
A: That's right. September.
We hear it was either that or move the whole thing offshore. Something
about Brett's shots.
Q: Does
her family know?
A: As far as we know, yes.
Knowing her father, it's a real tribute to Brett's negotiation skills.
Q: How
is Brett planning to dress for the wedding?
A: The only thing we've been
able to squeeze out of him is that he "didn't drive all the way to Montana
to just leave his chaps, hat, neckerchief, vest, and spurs at the Super
8."
Q:
How can we find them during their honeymoon?
A: Check this site for details
immediately after the wedding.
Q: So....
France is...?
A: Definitely out of the
question.
Q: What's the deal with the
red hat?
A: Last we heard, Brett was
using it as a fuel filter. Hopefully it won't "make an appearance"
on the big day.
Q: Does
this mean he will have to bathe regularly?
A: There's a saying we have,
here in the Cincinnati/Kentucky area: "Too loud to hear you, at least we
can still see you. Too dark to see you, at least we can still smell
you." In other words, we're crossing our fingers.
Q: So what
does she get out of this deal?
A: His "back East" connections.
His knowledge of fine wines. Several dozen "Customer Appreciation"
T-shirts from Toyota. The list goes on.
Q: What
exactly IS a rocky mountain oyster?
A: Ummm.... We'd rather
not talk about them. Feel free to ask
Brett!
Q: What
did he have to promise?
A: We're not exactly sure,
but we expect it will be in writing for all to witness before any music
begins on the 9th.
Q: Does
she know about the petrified cat/clam chowder/barf balloon/other?
A: We hope so. We really
hope so. We think we hope so.
Q:
I take it he's given up his plans to be a priest, then?
A: Last we heard, his seminary
"thesis" proposal was still in the "penciled scribbles on the back of a
BBQ-stained napkin" stage.
Q: What's
this I hear about holding the wedding out in the corral?
A: Interesting. We
hadn't heard that one.
Q:
Will the wedding involve tractors?
A: Just rumors, we think.
Although Brett did have a link to
this web page on his laptop.
Q:
Are there any plans for branding during the ceremony?
A: Which ceremony?