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September?!
Does her family know?
How is Brett planning to dress for the wedding?
How can we find them during their honeymoon?
So.... France is...?
What's the deal with the red hat?
Does this mean he will have to bathe regularly?
So what does she get out of this deal?
What exactly IS a rocky mountain oyster?
What did he have to promise?
Does she know about the petrified cat/clam chowder/barf balloon/other?
I take it he's given up his plans to be a priest, then?
What's this I hear about holding the wedding out in the corral?
Will the wedding involve tractors?
Are there any plans for branding during the ceremony? 

Q: September?! 
A: That's right.  September.  We hear it was either that or move the whole thing offshore.  Something about Brett's shots. 

Q: Does her family know? 
A: As far as we know, yes.  Knowing her father, it's a real tribute to Brett's negotiation skills. 

Q: How is Brett planning to dress for the wedding? 
A: The only thing we've been able to squeeze out of him is that he "didn't drive all the way to Montana to just leave his chaps, hat, neckerchief, vest, and spurs at the Super 8." 

Q: How can we find them during their honeymoon? 
A: Check this site for details immediately after the wedding. 

Q: So.... France is...? 
A: Definitely out of the question. 

Q: What's the deal with the red hat? 
A: Last we heard, Brett was using it as a fuel filter.  Hopefully it won't "make an appearance" on the big day. 

Q: Does this mean he will have to bathe regularly? 
A: There's a saying we have, here in the Cincinnati/Kentucky area: "Too loud to hear you, at least we can still see you.  Too dark to see you, at least we can still smell you."  In other words, we're crossing our fingers. 

Q: So what does she get out of this deal? 
A: His "back East" connections.  His knowledge of fine wines.  Several dozen "Customer Appreciation" T-shirts from Toyota.  The list goes on. 

Q: What exactly IS a rocky mountain oyster? 
A: Ummm....  We'd rather not talk about them.  Feel free to ask Brett

Q: What did he have to promise? 
A: We're not exactly sure, but we expect it will be in writing for all to witness before any music begins on the 9th. 

Q: Does she know about the petrified cat/clam chowder/barf balloon/other? 
A: We hope so.  We really hope so.  We think we hope so. 

Q: I take it he's given up his plans to be a priest, then? 
A: Last we heard, his seminary "thesis" proposal was still in the "penciled scribbles on the back of a BBQ-stained napkin" stage. 

Q: What's this I hear about holding the wedding out in the corral? 
A: Interesting.  We hadn't heard that one. 

Q: Will the wedding involve tractors? 
A: Just rumors, we think.  Although Brett did have a link to this web page on his laptop. 

Q: Are there any plans for branding during the ceremony? 
A: Which ceremony?

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