Nobody should be surprised by this morning's news of yet another postponement of the big day, now that CBS confirms that Brett has survived the penultimate week on Pulau Tiga. With only one week remaining, Brett's unbelievable endurance is a tribute to his leadership skills and personal charisma on the mysterious Toyota Tribe. 

Brett, pictured here with islandmates, could not be reached for comment, but Susan is said to be in "positive" spirits.  "I'm getting used to it" she said.  "It's not like this hasn't happened several dozen times already.  Do you think I wanted to get married in September?!"

The announcement containing the news from Brett arrived by e-mail sometime yesterday evening.
 
 

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