How Well Do You Know the
Bride- and Groom-to-Be?
1. Brett and Susan's relationship the
past four years could best be described as
a. cordial
b. warm
c. on again,
off again
d. in denial
2. The largest adjustment Brett faces
in getting married is
a. sharing
a bathroom with a woman again
b. learning
to put away his toys
c. the
sight of delicate lace doilies
d. using
something other than GreaseBlaster hand cleaner to wash dishes
3. The most appropriate song for
Brett and Susan's dance at the reception is
a. A Whole
New World
b. anything
by Steven Curtis Chapman
c. Crazy
d. the
Chicken Dance song
4. The honeymoon will most likely
be to
a. Tokyo
b. Disneyworld
c. France
d. anyplace
rainy
5. Because of a pronunciation error
at dinner on their second date, Brett mistakenly ordered for Susan
a. twenty
pounds of snails
b. an entire
raw salmon, stuffed with sticky rice
c. champagne
costing nearly four hundred dollars
d. a Whopper,
not a Big Mac
6. While still in college, Brett
and Susan frequently exchanged
a. friendly
phone calls
b. class
notes
c. dreamy
gazes
d. Bible
verses about the value of friendship
7. While registering for gifts, Brett
secretly included
a. Susan's
favorite perfume
b. forty
cases of toilet paper
c. the
store's forklift
d. several
gifts he never got around to buying for other friends' weddings
8. Ironically, as a child Brett dreamed
of
a. marrying
a farmgirl from Montana
b. having
the craziest, most exciting wedding ever
c. living
in a land without speed limits
d. spending
his last weeks as a free man in a tiny, metal box
9. Five years from now, we can expect
to find the happy couple
a. tending
flowerbeds in Dillon
b. traversing
the globe in Business Class
c. picking
names for their firstborn
d. overhauling
an engine on the side of I-20
10. Susan's greatest ambition for
Brett is to see him
a. in a
successful teaching career
b. ministering
to youth
c. applying
his hard-earned knowledge of engineering
d. (insert
your own personal hygiene joke here)